What The Simpsons Had Taught Me About Hurricanes:

  1. Make sure you’re stocked with extra food ASAP or else you’re stuck with Hurricane Chow, Creamed Eels, Corn Nog, or Wadded Beef. 
  2. Have a Rubik’s cube to take your mind off things.
  3. If it’s eerily calm and you see flying bowling alleys, do not go outside!

(via fyspringfield)